Total Medals Earned: 15 (From 4 different games.) Total Medal Score: 210 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/340 points)
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Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
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Medals Earned: 9/20 (45/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
That's a pretty good kick!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/460 points)
Die by your own bombs.
"Another skeleton, a shady one... most of them are, to be fair."
"Looks like he has places to go to, and to possibly bomb down."
"You approached Bertha, Captain Grog's cursed Gallion."
"He might look like a 'regular' skeleton, but he never skips femur day."
"You're bound to explod-*coff*.. explore the seven seas."
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
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